cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

by spiddeer April 4, 2020

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cock bomb

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

by jon.o December 26, 2009

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Cockwomble

An utterly worthless individual

David Cameron is nothing but a cockwomble

by Darmtoerist September 15, 2016

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(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in

Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!

by RectileDysfunktion May 13, 2020

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Cockwomble

A man who has sex with multiple woman but not at the same time. They usually have a long term partner & likes to pretend they're happy but really he's sticking his c**k in other women.

Did you hear about Philip? he's been a cockwomble again!
Oh fgs! Why can't he just be faithful to one person.
You know a cockwomble thinks with the wrong head!

by MyWordsAreMyOwn August 30, 2022

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