Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

Cockalolli

A careless idiot or douche bag

Person 1: "Look at this Cockalolli driving on the wrong side of the freeway"

Person 1: "Im going to carry all these bags upstairs
Person 2: "Dont! You wont manage 3 flights of stairs with all those bags"
Person 1: Twist his ankle on the 4th step and drops everything
Person 2: "You are such a Cockalolli"

by Hajooster June 16, 2018

cockloft

The room over the garret.

I live in the cockloft... it's even higher than the garret!

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

Cockalorum

Someone who shows irrational pride for themselves and unexplainable disgust towards others. Usually small in size, especially penis size.

Wesley thinks he is the best at everything, what a Cockalorum!

by proudconservativeMAGA November 28, 2018

cockaroach

The act of eating a cucumber as it is leaving your lovers anus.

Note: this act was first done on record by the "cock-a-roach" of Lombard. Nov 3rd 2008.

"Dude, she stuck a finger in my ass and it kinda hurt so I turned around and gave her a cockaroach"

"Hey, I'm trying to make a salad. Where did that cucumber go?"
"Oh. I'm sorry. I gave my girl the cockaroach last night."
"I see. Is there any left? I'm kinda hungry"

by Taran Bowlsby December 19, 2008

Cockalone

The state of being the only guy in a group of girls.

opposite of vagalone

C'mon dude, get your ass down here, I'm so cockalone right now and all the chicks are talking about women problems

by thms.bmrtn October 25, 2010