Cockalolli 

A careless idiot or douche bag

Person 1: "Look at this Cockalolli driving on the wrong side of the freeway"

Person 1: "Im going to carry all these bags upstairs
Person 2: "Dont! You wont manage 3 flights of stairs with all those bags"
Person 1: Twist his ankle on the 4th step and drops everything
Person 2: "You are such a Cockalolli"

Cockalolli by Hajooster June 16, 2018

cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

cockallowing

The opposite of cockblocking. An act of generosity that increases the chances of someone getting some action from another.

So I was just dancing by myself when this girl shows up, says "someone told me you were single," and we just start making out right there on the spot! I bet it was my friend B. who said something. He's always cockallowing for his friends, 'cause that's what bros do, you know.

cockallowing by BBTOPS August 20, 2009

cockaholic 

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

cockaholic by kaleena April 10, 2006

Cockaholism 

Serious, yet rarely fatal, addiction to mass quantities of penis. A person who suffers from Cockaholism may want the wang two, three or five times in a single night. The condition also exists in weekend binge form.

A: "hey, where is C? I havn't seen her all weekend"
L: "She's on a cock binge. You know she suffers from cockaholism"

Cockaholism by AliasC December 23, 2010

cockaholic 

a woman or man that loves the wang

paris hilton is a cockaholic.

cockaholic by xboy April 6, 2010

black cockaholic 

A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.

boy 1 "Why does jamie always talk to the black guys"
boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"

black cockaholic by a papz 9 May 9, 2010