Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

cockblockers

people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.

Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!

by twouptwodown December 21, 2008

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014

cockblocker

Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl

Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today

by InFaMouS March 28, 2003