Cocaine

A white powder that when snorted it gives you the extraordinary effect that the more you do the more you'll laugh out of context.

*Bob snorts a line of cocaine*

Justin: Can I borrow your phone? My wife has just been in a car crash

Bob: Really?! HAHAHAHA! Ohhhh man...

*Snorts another line*

Justin: I'm serious dude, she's fighting for her life

Bob: HAHAHAHA! Please stop man, my sides are splitting!

by Bennisanarchy February 19, 2009

Cocaine

Caffeine for a dumbass.

Oh my goodness lets do cocaine so we can be like models and rockstars.

by L0VE July 21, 2008

Cocaine

Evil, destructive drug which destroys (other)peoples' brains/ lives; discovered by a German fuckwit in the 19th Century. Makes you feel great(and treat other people like shit, so it should suit the human race).

Cocaine addicts, Oasis, Maradona, that Jewish singer whose name escapes me, Kate Moss, the creep in Diehard,

by I'm the slime October 21, 2010

Cocaine

The act of the Detroit Lions drafting a quarterback or edge rusher in the 2022 NFL Draft

a. "Did you hear the Lions drafted Malik Willis?"
b. "Now that's some top tier cocaine right there"

by DraftTheCocaine March 31, 2022

Cocaine

A drug

Come get some cocaine

by The Guys Who Has Banter December 14, 2017

Cocaine

White powder tall skinny white dudes think smells amazing

hey wanna smell some cocaine it smells amazing

sure g

by notcoby December 15, 2018

Cocaine

Cocaine (C17H21NO4) a drug used by many going through hard times and some who just wanna inhale the holy grail. It’s extracted from coca leaves

Cocaine is an anesthetic and a central nervous system stimulate.

“Hey bro you got the cash”
“Yeah you got the money”

“Alright here, 100% pure Columbian cocaine”

by Del1r1ous June 5, 2019