Clowney bitch is a female in the act of foolishness or silly pointless words chosen by her mouth in a argument
by KingKlownBtch September 20, 2017
Get the clowney bitch mug.The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.
That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.
by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013
Get the Clowneying mug.People that are a mixture between Clubbers and Townies (Cl + ownies). Generally unintelligent, unambitious, and violent when drunk, which is a particularly bad thing since few of their waking hours are spent sober.
"It's almost 12:00AM, I'd better walk the dog for a bit before I go to sleep"
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"
by KrysCobra August 29, 2005
Get the Clownies mug.Clowned: - or Clowning: Also known as "To Clown" and "The Clowning" - To make fun of, to make an absolute fool of, or to school someones dumb ass.
"Remember that time you totally bought Larry Smith's house from the bank, which he lost to the bank after remortgaging it and spending all the money on booze... the house he said you could never set foot in again... MAN YOU TOTALLY CLOWNED YOUR DAD'S DUMB ASS!!"
"Man you totally clowned that guy"
"Man, you're totally clowning your dad! Hahahaha"
"Man you totally clowned that guy"
"Man, you're totally clowning your dad! Hahahaha"
by BSmith XE January 20, 2014
Get the Clowning mug.The opposite of a Rainbow Party. To pull off this party 5-500 women of all ages, 18+, would put on different colors of lip stick, paint, what ever you got in between their legs and then a bunch of people would proceed to practice the art of cunninlynguist in hopes to end up with a face full of color by the end of the night. The king clown would be the one with the most colored face that resembles the classic painted clown face. This can only happen at a place deemed Clown Town and no artificial products like the Clown Town 4000 with 200 TPM (Tongues per minute) may be used.
Dude, as soon as I got to clown town last night the clownin party was happenin. By the end of the night I was King Clown with the red blush spots and everything!
by ClowninKing December 21, 2008
Get the Clownin Party mug.A counsel made up of (ass)clowns. Whenever a governing body that calls itself a "-counsel" makes a decision that's stupid as shit, it becomes a clownsel.
A good way to refer to a counsel that thinks it has authority to govern, but has proven otherwise through its ineptitude and/or corruption.
A good way to refer to a counsel that thinks it has authority to govern, but has proven otherwise through its ineptitude and/or corruption.
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High school student1: The goddam student clownsel approved the school administration's idea of breath testing all students for alcohol when they enter dances.
Student 2: What the hell? I thought those ass clowns were supposed to represent our interests, not service the dicks of the admin on command.
Student1: Yeah, guess now we'll have to do drugs first instead of drinking. I was hoping to just get by with beer, but the clownsel forced my hand.
ex2:
Homeowner: Three members of the city clownsel just got busted for embezzling our tax dollars, I always knew they were a bunch of no good weasels.
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College student 1: Did you hear the student clownsel just voted to host a homeless tent city in our parking lot and quad?
student 2: WTF? I paid a shitload of money for my parking spot this quarter and now they get to shit there for free and my car's gonna get trashed.
Student 1: Well I guess the only people who would want to be members of the clownsel are pompous do-gooders with no concept of reality just trying to boost their resume, so it's not too surprising.
Student 3: The president will just veto it when all the parents complain, a clownsel vote doesn't mean shit, they have no real power anyway.
High school student1: The goddam student clownsel approved the school administration's idea of breath testing all students for alcohol when they enter dances.
Student 2: What the hell? I thought those ass clowns were supposed to represent our interests, not service the dicks of the admin on command.
Student1: Yeah, guess now we'll have to do drugs first instead of drinking. I was hoping to just get by with beer, but the clownsel forced my hand.
ex2:
Homeowner: Three members of the city clownsel just got busted for embezzling our tax dollars, I always knew they were a bunch of no good weasels.
ex3:
College student 1: Did you hear the student clownsel just voted to host a homeless tent city in our parking lot and quad?
student 2: WTF? I paid a shitload of money for my parking spot this quarter and now they get to shit there for free and my car's gonna get trashed.
Student 1: Well I guess the only people who would want to be members of the clownsel are pompous do-gooders with no concept of reality just trying to boost their resume, so it's not too surprising.
Student 3: The president will just veto it when all the parents complain, a clownsel vote doesn't mean shit, they have no real power anyway.
by SmellsLikeVictory September 6, 2011
Get the Clownsel mug.Clownism denotes the action of practice of clown-like behavior. Brought into use by IG Mama, this word defines all person engaging in clown-like behavior as clownism. It is not limited to that but also depicts funny hypocrites.
1: Did you see what Mario did? That was clownism for sure fam!
2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.
2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.
by PullUpToMiBumpa October 26, 2019
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