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Clownsel 

A counsel made up of (ass)clowns. Whenever a governing body that calls itself a "-counsel" makes a decision that's stupid as shit, it becomes a clownsel.

A good way to refer to a counsel that thinks it has authority to govern, but has proven otherwise through its ineptitude and/or corruption.
ex1:
High school student1: The goddam student clownsel approved the school administration's idea of breath testing all students for alcohol when they enter dances.

Student 2: What the hell? I thought those ass clowns were supposed to represent our interests, not service the dicks of the admin on command.

Student1: Yeah, guess now we'll have to do drugs first instead of drinking. I was hoping to just get by with beer, but the clownsel forced my hand.

ex2:

Homeowner: Three members of the city clownsel just got busted for embezzling our tax dollars, I always knew they were a bunch of no good weasels.

ex3:
College student 1: Did you hear the student clownsel just voted to host a homeless tent city in our parking lot and quad?
student 2: WTF? I paid a shitload of money for my parking spot this quarter and now they get to shit there for free and my car's gonna get trashed.
Student 1: Well I guess the only people who would want to be members of the clownsel are pompous do-gooders with no concept of reality just trying to boost their resume, so it's not too surprising.
Student 3: The president will just veto it when all the parents complain, a clownsel vote doesn't mean shit, they have no real power anyway.
Clownsel by SmellsLikeVictory September 6, 2011
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Clownservative 

Those who deny scientific facts such as coronavirus, global warming, and a round earth. See also: anti-maskers, karens, flat earther.
These republicans are such clownservatives...
To be a clown and a Loser!
Your a clownser.......
Clownser by AdamsFam71 July 27, 2019

Clowncel 

A subset of the “incel” community that is obsessed with all things clowns—-the Joker, Insane Clown Posse, Bozo, Pennywise, Puddles Pity Party, etc.
Last night I went to see the new film Joker and I didn’t get shot by any clowncels.
Clowncel by Ohthisisthebadplace October 5, 2019

Clownelia 

Clownelia is a swiftie joke it comes from cornelia street. swifties use it when they are clowning to much about taylor swift theories.
girl 1: im so sure Speak now TV will be anounced this friday
girl 2: hun lets not walk clownelia street again
Clownelia by Im_Dorothea April 5, 2023

clownself 

clownself is a made up pronoun
“hey man!”
“oh i prefer clownself !”
clownself by bru- November 16, 2020

clownslife_ 

Clownslife_ a famous fan page who gets on everyone’s fyp with the funniest videos they stan a lot of people periodt
Have you seen the new hype it’s been on my fyp

No I only get clownslife_ on my fyp
clownslife_ by Straykids stan December 22, 2020
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