Arse-clown

A person who exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms arse and clown through their ineptitude, lack of common understanding or ability to perform simple tasks.

John - "He's so stupid."
Bob - "No, he's an arse-clown!"

by Peter 01988 January 6, 2008

Cloner

When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.

Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"

by Parker Browne April 27, 2015

Clowned on

When people start making fun of you or bullying you

dude Pablo got clowned on

by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019

Clown Math

Clown Math is the use of mathematics to derive a piece of information from an incomplete or possibly nonexistent set of data by way of conjecture. Essentially, Clown Math is a means of reporting a figure that can't be accurately known by making a series of educated or uneducated guesses. Clown Math may use old data set with presumptions to bring it to date, comparisons to similar data sets, etc in order to achieve this.

1: "The monthly report is missing {expense x}!"
2: "Forget it, I did a clown math accrual. The big wigs won't blink an eye."

by My Name is Not Austin December 1, 2021

Clown Question

A stupid and/or irrelevant question. Made famous by the Washington Nationals' Bryce Harper.

Reporter: What's your favourite beer?

Bryce: I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro.

by ImJaay June 25, 2012

Clown ass nigga

Dumb niggas that lie for no reason

Look at that clown ass nigga walking away looking retarded

by AnimeTides October 17, 2018

Man clown

A female who will do anything for her man even though it makes her look stupid.

Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.

Samantha: damari cheated on me again
Danielle: you better not take him back

Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye

Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown

by jazzy_vilar September 22, 2018