Clopping

An horrible sexual fetish involving mlp. Usually combined with other inhuman perversions like futanari, furry, rule34 or bestiality. A common perversion for bronies, even if they vehemently deny that. Examples can be found in r/clopping, in the Rule34 site or in the Fluffybooru site. Threads involving clopping are immediately deleted by the mods of the site that cannot be named ( Rule 1 ). If you find yourself attracted by clopping, please report to the nearest Arbiter station for immediate execution.

Brony: I am into clopping, but it is just an harmless kink
Sane human being: *Revs a chainsword and guts the brony alive.
Brony: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Celestia help meeeeeeeeeee!
Sane human being: May the Emperor have mercy for you, because I won't.

by MassiveAnalLeakage May 30, 2018

clip clopping

To wander about aimlessly for one's own amusement.

Nate's late again. He's probably clip clopping around downtown somewhere.

Or

I'm hella behind on my work because I spent all day clip clopping around on the internet instead of being productive.

by Halfy! July 20, 2008

clomping

Pooping a little bit in the bed after having anal sex.

"Jerry and I were doing it in the ass and when he pulled out I started clomping. I couldn't stop it!"

by toshasalad March 13, 2015

clopin

when working in retail, its when you have to close one night then open the next morning. usually associated with little to no sleep and making promises of not getting fucked up but then doing it anyway.

"i cant party too hard tomorrow night, i gotta clopin."

by njb12 May 4, 2010

Chicken-cooping

To press your boxer-contained boner against a girls butt cheeks while spooning

He kept chicken-cooping me last night and I liked it. Kept my back warm all night.

by V spot November 5, 2014

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping

To hit somebody in the testicles while off guard, but only during a time of competitive game play with a very close friend. Both these are crucial points in classifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/competition between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.

Friend A gets home from work, and greets Friend B outside on the Cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. Once Friend B finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. Friend A reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks Friend B in the balls screaming "Cloop bitch! You've been clooped"

Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011

by Motörgreg September 23, 2011

Clotpin

A vagina that smells like fish

Josh: Mmm I want some clotpin tonight!

by Hayley34 October 6, 2005