Cloot

A Scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing.
Where I grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth.
It is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional Scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.

Here lad, how did ye get so manky! I telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye

by ram5ay March 16, 2011

cleopatra facial

Cleopatra facial - a sex act whereby a participant will find themself (Cleopatra) being ejaculated on by a large group while wearing gold. The group is so large to the point that Cleopatra has to cover her eyes to avoid semen entering their eyes.

"I heard that at Chad's party, Jessica got Cleopatra facial-ed by the whole football team"

by MuffDiver420 February 7, 2018

clop

To masturbate. Often used by bronies.

Brony 1: Dude, I just caught George clopping to Fluttershy!
Brony 2: Fluttershy?! Man, that's just wrong!

by DrWhoof June 8, 2011

Cleopatra's Pyramid

In a FMF threesome, when a guy lays on his back and has one girl straddling/riding his lap and the other his face, therefor creating a trifecta of awesome. Essentially, it is the sister sexual act to the fingercuff.

Craziest thing happened last night, I took two girls home and they had me at the bottom of a Cleopatra's Pyramid!

by Whatshername. November 24, 2010

clodpole

An awkward or dumb person, who has zero common sense whatsoever.

"You know that one guy who talks like his brain his shitting outta his ass?"

"Oh yah I know that sob, but I like to refer to him as clodpole."

by thatdipshit666 July 1, 2016

Clop-Con

The single biggest gathering in the world of People with a love of My Little Pony porn and My Little Pony porn accessories to come together and discuss things like Futa, Inflation, Human X Pony etc. As a related topic.

Two days after returning from Clop-Con Jerry noticed his sexy Twilight Sparkle pin up posters were missing.

Jerry: "Dad where are my Clop-Con posters?"

His Dad : "In the trash god damn it!"

by Smith McCool January 28, 2017

Cleopatra

The last Macedonian king in Egypt, her and the Ptolmey dynasty were direct desendants of Alexander the Greats general Lagus. Also beleived to be one of the most exoticly beautiful women in all of the ancient world

Wow that girl's so pretty she could be Cleopatra, hmmm she must be macedonian then

by Aleksandar Makedonski June 3, 2005