clodpole

An awkward or dumb person, who has zero common sense whatsoever.

"You know that one guy who talks like his brain his shitting outta his ass?"

"Oh yah I know that sob, but I like to refer to him as clodpole."

by thatdipshit666 July 1, 2016

clotpole

an idiot, stupid, someone who is oblivious to what is going on.

is pretty much exclusive to merlin and arthur.

“he’s trying get rid of me, and if you weren’t such a clotpole you’d see that!”
“a what?”
“clotpole. he said clotpole, sire.”

by tweeva January 2, 2020

Clotpole

A word that a young sorcerer uses to describe an arrogant Prince who he has unexplained romantic tension with.

"You're a clotpole!"
"Hey that's my word"
"Yes, and it suits you perfectly"

by snail-from-the-underworld February 29, 2020

Clotpole

An old fashioned word for “Dickhead”

Friend: “Your a dickhead”
You: “well your a clotpole”

by FatCow000069 August 6, 2020

Clotpole

Prins Arthur

Define clotpole Merlin.
In two words?
Yes...
Prins Arthur
OOOOO SICK BURN

by SICK BURNS March 16, 2021

clotpole

Composed of "clot" meaning fool or oaf and "pole" referring to the male genetalia.

"He's trying to get rid of me and if you weren't such a clotpole you'd see that!"

by Sasha234 September 20, 2009

clotpole

also, clatpole.

In Elizabethan slang, it means 'wooden head' or 'block head'. It comes from 'clodpoll'.

The word 'clatpole' is used in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, scene 1, lines 110–120.

Ajax:
I shall cut out your tongue.

Thersites:
'Tis no matter, I shall speak as much as thou afterwards.

Patroclus:
No more words, Thersites, peace!

Thersites:
I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach bids me, shall I?

Achilles:
There's for you, Patroclus.

Thersites:
I will see you hang'd like clatpoles (clotpole) ere I come any more to
your tents. I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave the
faction of fools. *Exit*

Patroclus:
A good riddance.

by tieranosaurus September 27, 2009