coinkystink

Coinkystink is when two people expel gas, or "fart" simultaneously.

Alternately, it can also be when two people rush to the bathroom to poop simultaneously.

"Who farted?" "We BOTH did! COINKYSTINK!"

by stinksy February 16, 2010

Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.

Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.

by clonkerkid August 29, 2017

clink thearly

The inability of one to think clearly, to the point where one is fumbling with the pronunciation of simple words and grammar.

Hot Girl: Hello, whats your name?

Me: While thinking "Hey, my name is Andrew. You look oddly familiar.", this is what comes out, "My nemmmm is Endruw, I look ughhh familiar"

Hot Girl: Bye

Me: Its so hard to clink thearly when theyre skirts end at their belly button

by Friendly neighborhood ABAXYS February 27, 2011

COINK

Coink - is a cow merged with a pig.

Oh my god! Look at her, she is such a coink!

She is a such a cow c but oinks oink like a pig!

by Arabella Cullen July 14, 2011

coinkidence

A word you use when you start to say coinkidink but realises that's not cool anymore and finish it with coincidence.

1: hey that's a coinkidink
2: dude, thats not cool

1: fine it's a coinkidence.

by cool5567 March 11, 2012

Clinkage

When you punch tf out of someone when there not looking and their jaw moves

Jim: clinkage

Bill: god damn that fucking hurt

John: ha that was some mean ass clinkage you hit him with jim

by Boyoyo June 26, 2019

coinky dink

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

oh hey! what a coinky dink!

by squirrels on surfboards December 27, 2019