cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

cockstomp

When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.

-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.

by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

Cockstomping

v. The most extreme form of cock block.

Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.

by azola July 25, 2010

cockstorm

a situation that is so gay that it can only be surpassed in which it were to rain cocks

carl is a cockstorm.

by steveo999269 September 15, 2007

cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.

I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.

by Silence March 26, 2003

cockstopper

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease

I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.

by Your Mom November 27, 2004

Cockshop

Term used to describe a male whose abnormally limited mental capacity means that he is only good for one thing: providing cock services (Usually casual sex)

Can also be used as a synonym for a gay nightclub or gay bar.

"That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard, you complete and utter cockshop."

OR

"Yeah, you can always find Matt at the cockshop on Friday nights."

by Spanish Sam October 19, 2007