Clard-on

1. A female equivalent of a ‘Hard-on’ involving engorgement of the clitoris
2. a Clitoral hard-on
3. increased blood flow in the dorsal artery of the clitoris related to a sexual stimulation or excitement
4. A means of expressing sexual interest by a female
5. A male’s insult to another male indicating insufficient masculinity or douche-baggery
6. the result of a female’s accidental ingestion of viagra

“Carmelo Anthony’s 40 points last night gave me a total clard-on!”

"Jenny, I can't go up to write on the black board because I have a clard-on right now."

"Kanye was such a clard-on at the VMAs."

"Just rub your clard-on until it goes away, Bruce, you f'in' pussy."

by M&J: The LLC February 19, 2010

Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020

Clarenz

Clarenz is a shy but sweet man. If you like a Clarenz, better confess now because he will never do it first (unless he is drunk). A Clarenz has that "who am I to be liked by someone like you"-mentality especially if he really likes you, and that's what makes him scared of making a move. Even if you are already giving him hints that you like him, he will think that you are doing those things because he is just a friend to you, and he will think that you can never like someone like him (which is not true!). That's how shy a Clarenz can be. But once you have Clarenz as a boyfriend, you will pray everyday that he will become your husband. You will not look at other men the same as before, because in your eyes, your Clarenz is already perfect. Clarenz is the type of man that is ideal to marry. His loyalty can never be broken because once he loves, he'll love like it's his first and last. He can be really busy at times, but he will never forget to tell you that he loves you and cares about you. Plus, he is also the best gamer there is!

Wow! He is always the MVP of the game. He must be Clarenz!

by oum.uravity June 7, 2021

Clara

Best girl ever hot and tall and incredibly easy to fallen love with because of how perfect she is

wow she's like Clara so fucking perfect ugh...

by cc69 February 9, 2019

Claremont

A growing city of about 12,000 residents, in New Hampshire, littered with crooked cops, crooked doctors, drug dealers, STD's, and a Walmart.

My brothers case got thrown out when the cop got busted for fabricating evidence, that's so Claremont.

by trailertrash2006 September 24, 2018

Clara

Clara is a smoking hot hilarious person who will always love no matter what. A Clara has the most beautiful eyes and all the boys are all over her. She is generous, smart, (always gets A's no matter what) and is good at everything. She is especially good at anything involving music. She is HOT HOT HOT! If your name is Clara, you are extremely gifted! (And lucky!) HIT OR MISS! I GUESS SHE NEVER MISSES!😂

"Omg! Is that a Clara? I want to ask her out.... I don't know if she will ever like me though...."
"Go for it dude! Clara is the most open and loving person ever!"

by Amazing Unicorn2019847364752 January 18, 2019

Clara

What to say about a Clara? She is the most amazing person to graze the planet tbh. Everyone loves her so much and she is funny and just overall the best person ever

A Clara deserves all the good things in the world

by antisocialpotatoe May 12, 2019