clotis

cyclopian mistress of the night. she is well renowned for her expertice in prositution and gormet cooking. She knows what she wants and she gets it by means of force. When angered, she has been known to rip genitals from their bodies.

ex. One time, a woman named Pichona managed to flirt with Clotis' boyfriend. Clotis grabbed onto each one of Pichona's nipples and pulled until her soup de jours hit the floor and splashed all over the place. She didn't want to do it, but she was left with no other choice.

by chrisonio gamsco June 18, 2011

Clitasaurus

A huge clitoris/clit.

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

clitie

A perjorative for clitoris.

"Why won't Alisha show her clitie?"

"Poppy wanted to get a taste of the clitie, but the brown turned down his incestuous advances."

by Heather Strobe November 3, 2007

Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 6, 2005

cliticize

The act of a woman criticizing a man. Occurs often when a man is whipped.

Tom: My girlfriend was nagging me yesterday and said I was lazy and stupid.

Jack: Dude, don't let her cliticize you like that!

by Joe Marioso the Plumber December 9, 2008

gator clits

An extrordinarirly large clitoris with scales like that of an alligator.

A: "Yo, you fuck dat bitch last night?"
B: "Heeeeellllll yahhhh mean? You know I hit dat shit."
A: "Yo mane, I gotsta axe you, you eat dat pussy dawg?"
B: I was 'bout to bustah, but I took a look down there, and dis bitch be having one of those gator clits!"
A: "Awwwhhhhhh, heeeellllll naw! I know you didn't eat dat shit!:
B: "I was afraid to mane, I didn't want tah get into a boxing match wit it, I'd probably lose!"

by 6 stAt bItChh October 28, 2009

clitical

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.

I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!

by ismirth July 2, 2007