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cliticize

The act of a woman criticizing a man. Occurs often when a man is whipped.
Tom: My girlfriend was nagging me yesterday and said I was lazy and stupid.

Jack: Dude, don't let her cliticize you like that!
by Joe Marioso the Plumber December 9, 2008
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Criticizic

A person who is always criticizing other people.
She is such a criticizic person.

He is really criticizic.
by Mr. Carter 43 7 June 5, 2016
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clitorizer

One who has mastered the art of manipulating the clitoris in such a way to cause the female to orgasm uncontrollably.
Jeremy is so good with his mouth on the ladies that he call himself the clitorizer, causing them to climax in 18 seconds flat!
by redblurstang December 31, 2009
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Cliticise

the act of a really bitchy woman making a snide, unecessary and harsh comment about you.
Andy: sarah was a bit harsh to you there
John: I know, there was no need for her to cliticise me like that.
by The nefarious ween October 5, 2010
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cliticure

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010
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clitickle

A compound word combining "clit" and "tickle." Functions as a verb or a noun. Clitickling is often performed in tandem with full-on fingerbanging to pleasure a woman.
Noun form:

Chick 1: So have you let him in your pants yet?

Chick 2: Not completely, but he gave me a pretty good clitickle last night.

Verb form:

Guy: I'm gonna clitickle you til you can't even stand up baby!

Chick: Oh my...
by Pat did it July 13, 2009
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criticise

Criticize; comment on in an unflattering manner
Do not unjustly criticise as it is wrong to point out wrongs!
by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009
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