Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

clitoring

The act of having a goldfish suck your clitoris.

Man, my goldfish was so horny,he was clitoring me so hard.

by Butt.Raper.4.Life April 9, 2010

clintonian

Someone from Clinton, Iowa -- a small city in eastern Iowa known for being extremely "ghetto," dirty, smelly and -- until a couple years ago -- dangerous, especially compared with the rest of Iowa. One of two places in Iowa with black people. Once had a crime rate on par with Detroit.

I'm a Clintonian, and you wish you could say that.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

Clintonitis

The political act of using someone's private sexual life for gain. Based on Clinton-Lewinsky scandal of late 1990s.

She caught a case of clintonitis because of the whole incident with the boss.

by azwonks October 24, 2016

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Clinting

When slapping a Brazzer logo on any picture and calling it a “meme”. This only works when it something sexually suggestive in a comedic way however can also make no sense just to build your meme profile.

Brazzer logo... pic “clinting”

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 8, 2021

CLINTONIZED

Any reference to anything Hillary Clinton has done illegal or gotten away with.

My political rival CLINTONIZED my chances of running against them. My hard drive crashed and all my emails got CLINTONIZED . I got pulled over by the cops, but since I was a nurse the officer CLINTONIZED me.

by Wildarcher August 2, 2016