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Crimson Drones

by EveryoneExceptYou January 19, 2013
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clemson dinner

When POTUS 45 throws an All American Dinner, menu must consist of McDonalds, Wendys, Burger Kings and some pizza.

Must be in large quantity
Hey Nick Saban are you going to that Clemson Dinner?

Nick Saban: I'm Not Going So Stop Asking
by McFartyland January 16, 2019
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Crimson Grenade

The act of removing one's tampon and throwing it at or near a victim.
"Dude, Jenny pulled out her tampon and threw a crimson grenade in the middle of her fight with Becky!"
by Sherlock Holmeslice July 29, 2015
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The Crimson Fucker

Catholic Priest : "OMIGOD! It's the CRIMSON FUCKER!"
Alucard : "Give me a huuuug!" (then cannibalizes him)
by Nemortul November 13, 2019
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crimson blizzard

A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.
After leaving the beach, Pat L went home to give susan a crimson blizzard.
by TBird311 April 20, 2010
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pull a clemson

the act whereby an overrated football team builds up a big winning streak and artificially high national ranking by beating up on inferior competition, only to lose a bunch of games and get killed by truly good teams at the end of the season, thus exposing them for what they truly are.
"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."
by CaliCock January 7, 2012
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pull a clemson

To make it to a big stage or high point and then fail beyond comprehension. To fail miserably.
When someone screws up a work:
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.

To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.

When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.

References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33
by ACC_SUCKS January 8, 2012
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