Yeetus cleetus

What a woman shouts before delivering her orgasm onto a males penis.

Her: It's coming
Dude: OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
HER: Yeetus cleetus

by P.B.B. December 10, 2019

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Cleets

1. Shoes

2. Verb: Running, usually away from something.

3. Sports shoes, used in soccer

1. Yo, you done messed up my cleets!

2. Man i was cleets when i saw that rotweiler coming at me.

3. Cleets are required to participate in todays game.

by Lazarus Vector September 13, 2011

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A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here

Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place

by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019

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Cleetus

A derogatory word to describe hicks, usually in a humorous manner.

Me: Mike, did you see that hick last night? What a cleetus.

by Somewhat Schizo October 27, 2021

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Clethical

A mix of the words Clean and Ethical. It has the notation when someone has good intentions of doing something for the greater good but doing it in quite questionable actions.

Person 1: "Woah did you see Markiplier's Nudes?"
Person 2: "Yeah they're pretty clethical"

by MrNormal February 15, 2023

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Dread Cleet

The small twiddly bits of toilet tissue that linger amongst and cling to the female labia, after she has wiped away urine.

"my, you sure wind up with a lot of dread cleets after using that value brand toilet tissue"
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."

by Charberto January 21, 2010

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