(example=your mom's vagina) "i wanted to be president of the united states....then i moved to clarksville tn ...facepalm
by dust-in-the-wind April 6, 2011
Get the clarksville tn mug.A small town located north of the city of Scranton, Clarks Summit is a picture perfect town full of preppy rich people who will never admit that they are from Scranton. From its "downtown" area full of shops, churches, and starbucks, to its perfect developments with big homes complete with a pool in the back and all american family inside, Clarks Summit is an ideal place to settle down with your family.
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A high school located in Clarkston Michigan. It is said that CHS is full of a bunch of "rich bitches" that only wear Hollister and Abercrombie, which is true. You tend to be this way until you reach Junior year and then quickly change to wearing things you buy from Pink and become obsessed with Vera Bradley. Iphones are also very common at CHS. If you don't have an iphone by 8th grade, you are likely to possess one soon,or at least before you graduate. If that doesn't happen you have an ipod touch. If neither of the previously stated facts apply to you, or you don't own anything that Apple has supplied in the last 6 months, you don't belong at CHS. You should transfer. The only thing worse than the stuck up girls is the cocky, athletic boys. If you don't play Football, you play Basketball, and if you don't play basketball, you are a poser. Most guys are also gamers too. Every guy plays a video game that in nearby towns, would be classified as nerdy, but girls here are used to it and know that they will never get anything better unless they leave Clarkston. Friday nights are for football games and Saturday morning you will find many high schoolers at Leos, most of them looking like they just rolled out of bed. If you haven't been in this situation, you are a high class bitch that only goes to LA Cafe and listens to open mic night on Friday evenings and drinks low fat mocha lattes. If you are from CHS, you know you stay in Clarkston, because you won't fit anywhere else.
Cory Smith- Dude, we need to destroy those Dragons tonight, plus, we all know fire isn't the only thing they blow...
Mitch Jonhson- Dude, that joke is so old, no one from Clarkston High School says that anymore....
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Lauren Smith- Oh. My. God. Did you see the iphone 4g, lets totally take a trip to Somerset, so we can shop at Apple, Pink! and Vera, I need a new bag.
Katlyn Jonhson- Let's go, can we stop at T. Smooth first though, just got a text and smoothies are buy one get one free. I def need to get the Beach Bum white Chocolate again with Splenda, or the Bahama Mama, both are so good.
Mitch Jonhson- Dude, that joke is so old, no one from Clarkston High School says that anymore....
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Lauren Smith- Oh. My. God. Did you see the iphone 4g, lets totally take a trip to Somerset, so we can shop at Apple, Pink! and Vera, I need a new bag.
Katlyn Jonhson- Let's go, can we stop at T. Smooth first though, just got a text and smoothies are buy one get one free. I def need to get the Beach Bum white Chocolate again with Splenda, or the Bahama Mama, both are so good.
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Get the Clarkston High School mug.Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!
Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
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Get the Kelly Clarkson mug.The crunkest town in the south.... only if you live here can you truly appreciate it. It has 6 main hoods... New Prov, St.B, Lincoln Homes, Birchwood, Peachers Mill, and Greenwood.
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