Clarisse

Most amazing, beautiful, gorgeous and stunning girl ever but somehow manages to not be up herself!

Amazingly supportive to all her friends which makes guys fall for her!

Great dancer and has a lot of hidden talents :)

must be a Clarisse

by Citrus girl May 9, 2011

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Clariss is an independent girl who could care less about what people think. She is really fun and outgoing. Even though she is a nice person she is not afraid to woop ass

Hey look its clariss

by Asya1079 July 31, 2016

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Clarissa

Name of a person who is GORGEOUS, smart, sincere, trustworthy, charismatic, and incredibly HILARIOUS! A Clarissa can always make you feel better when you're down. Clarissa's usually have brunette hair, blue eyes, and a nice ass. She is someone you can talk to on the phone for DAYS, and you still feel like there is more to tell her. She makes the funniest jokes that create lifelong memories with her closest friends! She has many different laughs, (probably like ten), but they all make you die, cry, and pee your pants. Clarissa's are usually cowgirls and they love the country. She loves hanging out with friends and dancing to music. She always makes the right decisions in life, and they help their friends go down the right path in life as well. Clarissa's will end up being friends with you for the rest of your life, so don't mess up the friendship by dumb drama, because you will never EVER find someone as great as her that you can call your best friend and sister.

Cade: Oh my gosh did you see Clarissa today?

Eric: No why?

Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!

Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?

Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!

Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!

Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.

Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.

by NancyKerrigan August 31, 2013

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Santa Clarita

Place full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded!

Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend?
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.

by PurpleSmith July 20, 2021

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Clarise

shes a great person to be around, great for a laugh, even if her jokes arent the best or even funny at all. shes loveable and is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, inside and out. but if you fall out with her or bitch abiut her behind her back you will lose her for a very long time because Iris doesnt forgive and forget that easily, and when she does forgive you most people would say she shouldnt forgive that person so easily. Shes lively and fun, brown haired and brown eyed beauty that always looks good in a skirt. shes trustworthy and always there for you when ever and where ever.

Do you even realize how you amazing you are to me? You're attitude is Clarise

by Mccccc October 21, 2018

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