eric clapton

Who Jesus transforms into when he picks up a guitar.

Idiot: Whoa! Jesus and Eric Clapton are one in the same?
Me: Did you not hear Tears in Heaven? (Commences Bitchslapping.)

by Juan David Martos Alsina Tafares February 8, 2008

eric clapton

Eric Clapton, is quite the white blues guitarist. And indeed, quite the former cokehead. He AND Roger Waters have diff. styles, so you needn't whine.

Eric Clapton rocks my world in a musical way.

by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004

Eric Clapton

One of the greastest guitarists of all time, it was he who changed the guitar sound forever in 1966 when he was with John Maryall's Bluesbreakers album. Giving him the lable "God". He worked with John after leaving the Yardbirds who went into a pop direction while Eric stuck with his blues, launching his career in Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos, his solo work, and worked with numerous artist. In 1967 Jimi Hendrix stole the spot light from him.

By the way, what's with this crap on Roger Waters? He's a freaking bass player! They are both good at what they do.

Download Layla by Derek and the Dominos

by Jimmy March 7, 2005

premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.

During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.

by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008

capathon

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.

Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.

by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019

Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton was labeled "God" by the British after his playing with John Mayall in 1966. If you do a google on "Clapton is God" you might find a picture of the famous wall with the graffiti "Clapton is God" spray painted on it. For those not familiar with Clapton, he is NOT just the guy that did Tears in Heaven. Many years before that he was known as one of the best blues guitarist in england and the greatest (some Hendrix fans would argue this point) rock guitarist of his generation. With John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, he played a reverent form of music, the blues, and did it with incredible emotion and facility. And I have nothing against Roger Waters, but in terms of the depth and breadth of their total bodies of work, he does not measure up (i do not consider co writing some songs with Pink Floyd and churning out maybe two decent solo albums in the last 30 years the stuff legends are made of)

What the fuck are you smoking to think that a pretentious art-fag like Roger Waters can even compare to GOD!!!

by BannedFromUtopia April 3, 2004

cipation

Not giving a shit, as in, the opposite of anticipation.

Groom: "I'm full of cipation about our upcoming wedding."

by Phicas & Desecron April 13, 2010