Clamslammer

A word used to describe the dong

Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

Chagsploon

To lightly caresse or stroke

Yeah I chagsplooned your mums face

by Serious bisness June 22, 2016

Nose clams

Wonderful cocaine.

Charlie- Sweet delicious nose clams. These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away

Bingo- What the hell are you talking about

by sixskin December 15, 2013

Claggy

Thick, sticky and gooey.

Mind the mud, it's all claggy.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle April 2, 2007

Clansy

Nasty pussy

That's one clansy. I almost ate that

by Yummy.in.the.tummy July 19, 2015