Family circus

A comic made by Bil Keane that has an undeniable Christian overtone,and continues to make little to no sense after more than 50 years.

Mother, I didn't understand today's Family Circus!

by Tyler_Driver May 30, 2008

seaside circus

When you bring a borderline chick home from the bar/boardwalk and all your bros watch you bang her in your filthy motel room.

Bro were you blacked out when dom was hosting the seaside circus last night

by SupDuden2mu July 11, 2011

sarsaparilla circus

When two men are showering together and a third man is in the same bathroom, taking a hot shit.

"Chad and Aric were showering together but Brian needed to use the bathroom to pinch a steamy loaf. He didn't even wait for them to finish before he barged in and starting dropping one in the shitter! It was sarsaparilla circus!"

by SquintyJones September 6, 2017

Taking Herman to the Circus

Masturbation

My mother caught me taking Herman to the Circus!

by Polio October 18, 2003

Circus-sized

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.

I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!

by [e-mail] January 23, 2021

circused

alternative way of saying retarded

"you're fucking circused stop shitting on my lawn"

by Casterbaster April 2, 2021

The Family Circus

The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.

Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.

by latin guy March 20, 2005