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churchill gene

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A gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.

Named after British war-time prime minister, who defeated Hitler's Germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.
Jane: what exams results did you get?
Dave: straight A's cuzz.
Jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
Dave: must be the churchill gene.
by churchill90909 June 5, 2011
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the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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Churchill

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To get drunk before a major life event. Similar to pregaming but it's before events you wouldn't normally pregame
Dude I totally churchilled my nieces baptism the other day
by Bertingaround February 15, 2017
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Ben Churchill

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To have a overly large forehead, often referred to as a BenCh. The forehead is also a key point of both knowledge and laughter. Looking at one directly for too long has been known to cause paralysis and at least temporary blindness from the glare. Often to protect oneself you take your hands and make circles, which you then place infront of your eyes to avoid any issues while looking.
Here comes a Ben Churchill, I can see his forehead from here!
by foreheaded -B October 25, 2010
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In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.
by uneven Martian September 22, 2005
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Beverly Hills 90210 was supposed to be called Potomac Md 20854 because Churchill Highschool is where they found the idea.
jappy pot head girls, juicy throughout the school,
by Kara February 22, 2005
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Ward Churchill

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A horrid, myopic — and utterly stupid — ivory-tower radical professor at the University of Colorado who — deservedly — caught heat from many sources for comparing the victims of the September 11th attacks to Adolf Eichmann, the chief of the Jewish office of the Nazi Gestapo and the man who implemented the "Final Solution" during the Holocaust, in an essay. In the same essay he belittles peaceful activists who protested the Iraq war. This was widely interpreted as a justification for the 9/11 attacks and justly decried.

There is NEVER a moral justification for harming, attacking, or killing civilians who are not involved in combat, be they American, Iraqi, British, or what have you. Disapproval over a country's foreign policy is never a green light to intentionally murder its people, and the fact that Churchill applauds the deaths of innocents because they were American is what is repellant about him and his essay.

Not to mention that despite his anarchist, anti-capitalist, anti-military/industrial-complex rantings, Churchill makes $100,000 a year — more than many of the poor immigrants who washed dishes at Windows on the World — owns a three-bedroom house in Boulder, Colorado; and drives five (!) different motor vehicles, including two pickup trucks. Anyone with any sense, conservative, liberal, or other, should have the intelligence to see this man for what he really is: a fraud and a self-righteous hypocrite.
"Professor" Churchill, keep your damn mouth shut and stop giving liberals in this country a bad name.
by Liberal Centrist March 27, 2005
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