jessica chastain

The most amazing human being in the world!

Jessica chastain is my Goddess, she is the best person ever.

by Chastainiac June 12, 2017

Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003

chemstain

the greasy spot left on your dog or cat after you have applied their monthly flea or tick medication.

Eeeww! What did Dante roll in today? Oh, that's just his chemstain so he doesn't bring in the fleas.

by noveltea1 August 27, 2013

Chubstitute

A junk food that parades as a health food

These Quinoa Tortilla Chips are a total chubstitute

by Fish Sticks March 16, 2014

cumstain

This is a stain of your sperm on your clothing, very difficult to get rid of stain, washing powder use should be doubled when removing cumstain

"OMG OMG OMG (moaning), YOU JUST PUT A CUMSTAIN ON MY LEGGINGS JERRY!"

by magical_pony October 30, 2019

Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

Chubstitute

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.

With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).

by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015