Christmeese

Plural of Christmas, as the plural of "moose" is "meese".

I've got socks for four Christmeese in a row...

by Meeses January 4, 2014

christenson

Sometimes a loner ,they only open up to close friends. Loves to have fun and chill.They will always have your back no matter what! You can always depend on them. They always know how to make you smile and cheer you up. They have amazing smiles and give heart stopping hugs ,can be very romantic when they wanna be.

Christenson has an amazing smile

by Starwars77🔮 March 16, 2017

Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022

Cody Christensen

Grease Monkey who thinks he knows everything about cars, dirtbikes, anything with a motor. Very spoiled by his mother. An Idiot.

Idiot, Retard, Sometimes Assholish, Cody Christensen

by NewDenny April 3, 2010

Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.

Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"

by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021

Christmassy

An enviromental condition where temperatures become low enough to remind someone of Christmas and other fantasical winter festivities.

omg is christmassy in here, cuddle with me to warm me up.

by darsh00 September 16, 2010

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013