Chromosoid

an individual affected with severe mental retardation. a human specimen bearing an extra chromosome in his/her genetic makeup. a person who behaves in the manner of an obnoxious idiot.

I proudly support the chromosoids competing in the special olympics.
He forgot to wear his trousers today. What a chromosoid!
Stop being such a chromosoid!
Jean Chretien has a chromosoidal face.
You dance like such a chromosoid.

by Bronstein November 1, 2009

chemotional

ADJ: A state of being very emotional as a result of Kemotherapy.

Billy is feeling very chemotional today.

by Martha A. bomb March 11, 2008

google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

Yassification Ceremony

A Yassification Ceremony is a common ritual amongst the younger generations of this century. Participants choose one lucky person to partake in the ceremony, and together, they complete the steps to properly Yassify the participant.

Step 1: the group must gather in a circle around the chosen one. They all strip the participant of their clothing, and douse them in a flammable oil.

Step 2: a candy cane is handed to the participant who is now naked and covered in oil, and the participant must whittle it down to a sharp point using their mouth.

Step 3: the candy cane will then be used to carve an X into the participants torso; starting from the rib cage down to the hip bones.

(If the candy cane breaks during this process, another may be supplied, but step 2 must be repeated. If the second one breaks, the ceremony will cease, and the chosen one will be cast out, never to achieve Yassification.)

Step 4: Using the blood from the X carved into their stomach, the participant will rise, and drip the blood oil mixture into a fire pit.

Step 5: the fire will be lit, and all will rejoice.

After the ceremony is over, participants usually celebrate by dancing around the fire, and eating lots of candy canes. The successful participant in the ceremony is blessed with the gift of Yass, and is guaranteed to become Yassified in the following years.

“Do you think we should have a Yassification Ceremony tonight?”

“I cannot believe Racheal failed her Yassification Ceremony. What dumb bitch can’t suck a candy cane without breaking it??

by Okayokayokaystayaway November 29, 2021

Chromotion

When you have a long strain of retarded thoughts, or explain your thoughts to someone else. You are guilty of having a chromotion

Ben are you having a chromotion? Because everything coming out of your mouth is straight retarded.

by PegNog December 4, 2017

chemosynthesis

It’s like photosynthesis but with heat (and maybe so other type of inoganic stuff idk) instead of sunlight. It typically appears in the abyss or other places with not a lotta sunlight and there’s this neat article somewhere that I found actually explaining it instead of using sciency words.

“Tube Worms use chemosynthesis to absorb the heat of underwater volcanoes to thrive in the abyss”

by Crow98 June 24, 2018

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003