Chonce

Niall's fucked up way of pronouncing "chance" in the song "18" by One Direction.

Niall: "We took a chonce, God knows we tried."
The World: "ITS CHANCE YOU DUMB FUCK."
Niall: "weyhey."

by bluehairdontcare October 15, 2015

Nigga Lover's Choice

A pizza served at many parlors that contains ingredients that a black person would especially enjoy. Common toppings are watermelon and fried chicken.

Billiam: I am taking Leroy to the pizza parlor today.

Hanklin: How much you want to bet he gets a nigga lover's choice?!

by Urbangeek3.9 January 23, 2014

Choicepiece

A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.

Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.

by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009

Empty Choices

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.

Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/

by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010

second choice hamster

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.

He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.

by Tweeples June 5, 2013

First Choice Bias

When someone is listing options and you automatically choose the first choice. This usually leads to the person doubting you or you doubting yourself, eventually causing you to switch your answer.

Mike: Yo, Shaniqua.
Shaniqua: Hey, you wanna see a movie tonight?
Mike: Sure... what movie?
Shaniqua: How about Finding Nemo, Busty Cops 4, or He's Just Not That Into You?
Mike: I like Finding Nemo...
Shaniqua: GODDAMMIT MIKE CUT THE BULLSHIT WITH YOUR FIRST CHOICE BIAS!!

Joe: Hey, man
Paublo: Hey, Joe.
Joe: You wanna put dog shit on someone's doorstep?
Paublo: Sure. You wanna hit the Jefferson's, Al Murra's, Nagaski's, or the Smith's?
Joe: The Jefferson's I guess.
Paublo: Oh.. okay.
Joe: What? Ooh... you think it's my first choice bias choosing that.
Paublo: Huh? Oh no it's just...
Joe: that's cool dude.

by Ass Kicka November 14, 2010

multiple choice class

an english class for people who are incapable of splling, grammerizing, and conjugt'n. grades rely heavily on luck of the draw and are distributed as the following: a) A b)B c)C d)D e) all of the above

The girl's indecisiveness misled her parents to believe she was an all above student, when in reality she had an A, B, C, and D grade. When applying math to the grading system however, aeries interface concluded she did in fact have a C+/B-.
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"mah gurl shawny told me the answers to the test in dey multiple choice class the otha day. it was ah-buh-duh-cuh-buh-ah-ah-duh-cuh-buh-ee"

by Jewanda December 21, 2008