chodesweat

The perspiration that forms on a democrat's brow when they are expected to tell the truth.

1. Obama was dripping with chodesweat when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.
2. Hillary Clinton was really chodesweating when asked about the Benghazi Massacre where 4 Americans died.

by That's the guy December 31, 2013

chinese hamburger

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger

Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed

by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

Chinese downhill

A downhill ski race with no rules. Every man (or woman) for themselves, anything goes, first to the bottom wins.
Made (in)famous by comedy movie Hot Dog: the Movie (c.1984)

Skier 1: "We'll settle this by Chinese Downhill!"
Skier 2: "Ya, Chinese Downhill is the only way."
Skier 3: "What the f*ck is a Chinese Downhill?"

by SomeDoucheWithAGuitar September 24, 2017

Chinese dinger trap

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018

Chinese Return

Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"

My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone

by MattLauer April 15, 2017

Chinese Brokkake Trap

Where two uncircumcised bros dock together, enveloping their members into one. Then, each bro works the skin to each other until they ejaculate, trapping themselves inside their folds, much like a fucked up crab Rangoon. Then a third party, seated under the trapped bros, is covered in the resulting filling.

Bro, Jake and John totally coated Ben doing the Chinese Brokkake Trap yesterday. He’s such a slut-puppy.

by Benny Boy 6969 April 8, 2023

Chinese Landing

A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.

"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!

"Chinese Landing?"

"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"

by Vinyl_Richie March 30, 2009