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chomskeet

the political theories and rhetoric of Noam Chomsky. Chomsky spews it out, and it is lapped up by his adoring fans. Contrarily, his detractors find his rhetorical and theoretical production disgustingly atrocious, abhorrent, and detrimental to the public good. Hence chomskeet, a combination of the name Chomsky and skeet.
If you want to be informed about global politics, don't lap up the chomskeet. It's even worse coming out of your mouth.

Man, that guy's guzzling the chomskeet.
by lebanon.profile May 22, 2006
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Chomskamas

(n) - Russian Christmas, almost identical to American and European Christmas with the minor exclusion of one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. joy
2. goodwill towards men
3. presents
4. sembelance of humanity
5. Chomskamas Trees
"Oh shit I've been slated to go to my Aunt Ivanna's house in Russia for Christmas break. I hope she doesn't make us celebrate Chomskamas."
by Silent Rip November 30, 2004
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Chomskamas Claus

(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"
by Silent Rip November 30, 2004
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Chomskied

Chomskied, v: An authoritative, succinct, yet verbose response, usually given to those of simpler minds wishing for quick explanations to complicated mechanics.
"Dude tried to argue pop politics in a youtube comment, got chomskied with 5 paragraphs of facts.
by terbo June 4, 2015
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chimsky

a rather formal word for when one is built up with shit (poop) and is suffering the consequences.
“sorry lad, my bum is quite chimsky today”

“ah! sorry for exploding diarrhea everywhere, my arse..well…let’s just say it’s chimsky.”
by whistlegraphwhistler March 31, 2022
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Chomsked

Someone who is in a bad situation. Synonim of "cooked"
That guy over is chomsked
by NoamChomskyLover911 May 31, 2025
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Nome Chompsky

An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.
Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!
by QuacksO November 26, 2019
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