Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.

Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED

by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020

Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.

We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.

by barebones March 8, 2017

Choated

Literally the greatest thing of all time. It’s better then Goated, it’s choated. If you are choated, you have reached legend status.

Bro Jayden is literally so choated I can’t even right now.

by CostcoPro June 18, 2021

Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016

croaked

Frogs... Nature's death tool.

The old man just croaked... probably "frog" play was involved.

by Smithareens February 22, 2013

cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.

Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.

by Lilgingy August 7, 2017