human chode

a person who is wider than he is tall

robert is a human chode

by rotaboy November 6, 2006

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baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 1, 2009

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Chloe Moriondo

An amazing cutie who makes and covers music ;)

"I love Chloe Moriondo so much!You should check her out :)"

by Yee Haw its mE February 28, 2019

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chloe grace moretz

A very talented and very hot young actress known for being Hit-Girl in 'Kick-Ass' and Carrie white in the 'Carrie' remake.

Guy 1: Did you see the new Carrie film

Guy 2: Yeah. Damn, Carrie was hot.

Guy 1: Yeah, that chloe grace moretz. She's a babe

by Rogue_Shark November 1, 2014

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Any device capable of detecting a Chode. Whether it be on a male or transvestite's body.

Capable of detecting length and width of the CHODE. (Determined by size of Square on the display screen) does not apply to people from india for they have superior "JUNK" than anyone else in the world.

Usually made of Cardboard and Sharpie, May not always function correctly and can mistake a SHLONG for a CHODE (Most common in black males)

Dustin: Hey man, think that guy has a chode?
Parth: I dont kno, let me grab the Chode-AR"

Dustin: Hey what you doing with that Chode-AR?"
White Guy: Seeing if that indian has a Chode"
Dustin: No dude, he cant, hes indian you DERP"

Dustin: Hey man, my Chode-AR is picking up some activity coming from that black guy"
Khan: No, it must be calculating wrong, unless there over 60 they cant have CHODE's"

by Indian-Wannabe May 12, 2011

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