chirpees

The disease contracted when one uses Twitter promiscuously.

Dude, she totally got chirpees from tweeting 24/7

by kflowaz June 9, 2009

chippy gaff

A filthy household which is fuelled by drink, drugs and deep house music.

"You coming back to Jacks chippy gaff after parklife?"

"Yeah mate, can't wait for some balloons and Jamie Jones".

by Chippy_Guy April 22, 2016

Chirpdeck

a good chirp for the retards thats think they know what they're doing when it comes to chirping and string random chirps together to make them sound cool

Retard: "did you get my t-bombski last night? pretty messy eh? did you wheel that one broad you were tellin me about cuz i heard you were in a stick tilt and pumped the guys eye shut."

Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."

by Canadian Chirp January 22, 2009

Chirp N' Yurp

When one contacts a female just for the sake of having sexual interactions with them. In most cases, the male is the only one who receives any benefit.

I called up Jessica last night for an easy nut. She obliged.

I've got all these girls on speed dial for a quick chirp n' yurp.

by Dylan Fawcedaddy September 21, 2011

chirpsin'

when a man tries chattin up a female

"yo..check out isaac chirpsin' dat baby G up in da parkin lot"

by charl June 18, 2006

Dry Chippydog

When a girl or guy ferociously gives a guy a handjob against his will and with no lubricant.

Adam: ahh Maddy what are you doing?!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!

by pinchybrah August 3, 2019

Impy and Chimpy

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.

That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.

by Neilmiser May 6, 2004