chandom

a random person. most commonly spotted in photos when reviewing photos from last night's party.

haha who the fuck is that chandom kid in the background?

by chandom October 12, 2009

chindex

A measure of obesity based on the number of chins on a person. It is quoted as a "chindex of..." or "chindex factor of" followed by a number. A single chin (chindex of 1) generally reflects a lack of obesity. A second chin (chindex factor of 2) suggests the individual is overweight. Chindices, the plural of chindex, that are greater than 2 indicate that the individual is a fat mess. A chindex of 0 suggests the individual lacks a jaw, probably from a medical condition or horrific incident. If you have a chindex of 0, you have a fucked-up lookin' face.

Q: Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night? She looked hot but I was pretty liquored up.

A: No, dude you must have been really fucked up. She was gastric-bypass big...she had a chindex of 5.

by JEUNT June 9, 2010

Chidori

The fastest way to a girls heart

I chidori’d my crush yesterday and it worked!

by Mr. Clapthemcheeks November 19, 2020

Chingona

A badass female who does what she wants

Wow Becxs you’re a chingona!

by baby becxs March 7, 2021

Chandonnet

To be humiliated by another man by assuming "oral" in front of a public crowd.

You've been "chandonnet'd" by Laddy!

by Mrjps June 29, 2018

Chidori

An assasination move created by Kakashi, that he taught Sasuke.

Ironically, Sasuke has yet to kill anyone using Chidori, with each of his failed attempts secretly being accompanied by the statement, "Dammit!"

Example #1
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke breaks through Gaara's sand sphere, but doesn't get the kill)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #2
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke attacks the Shukaku-crazed Gaara, connects but only enrages the Funky Tanuki)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #13
Sasuke: (charges chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke charges Itachi in a mania, attack deflected like child's play)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #89
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke surprises Dotou and blindsides him, makes a small fracture in his armor)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #205
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims for Naruto's heartt, misses and hits lung only for Naruto to regenerate)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #1,503
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke aims to kiill a One-Tailed Naruto, clashes and only manages to punch him)
Sasuke: Dammit!

Example #46,213
Sasuke: (charges Chidori) Chidori!
(Sasuke flies towards Leech-possessed Shinnou, only able to break past his barrier)
Sasuke: Dammit!

by Anonymous Legend October 16, 2009

Childo

A dildo that is cold temperature wise so it tingles when inserted; it is a literal chilly dildo.

That weird Scottish guy keep his childos in a fridge; he must love a cold one up the arse.

by Mr316 December 23, 2020