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A measure of obesity based on the number of chins on a person. It is quoted as a "chindex of..." or "chindex factor of" followed by a number. A single chin (chindex of 1) generally reflects a lack of obesity. A second chin (chindex factor of 2) suggests the individual is overweight. Chindices, the plural of chindex, that are greater than 2 indicate that the individual is a fat mess. A chindex of 0 suggests the individual lacks a jaw, probably from a medical condition or horrific incident. If you have a chindex of 0, you have a fucked-up lookin' face.

Q: Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night? She looked hot but I was pretty liquored up.

A: No, dude you must have been really fucked up. She was gastric-bypass big...she had a chindex of 5.

chindex by JEUNT June 9, 2010

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Chinder

Tinder for geezers that like children

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chindent

A dent made in the skin by a chin

woah did you see the chindent in her ass

chindent by Rozaa July 17, 2009

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ccindex

Contemporary culture index, an online, open-access bibliographical database indexing international journals and periodicals

Sending cr. crds to ccindex listing requires htmeg netiqet.

ccindex by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

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chinexican

someone from Chinese and Mexican decent.

Excuce me RC, it appears that you are a Chinese man with a good tan eating a burrito. Are you a chinexican?

Why yes they are! My grandfather was a Chinese diplomat and fell in love with a Mexican hooker named Esmerelda.

chinexican by tigersud December 10, 2010

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Chinexican

This is a person who was born from a Chinese mother or father and a Mexican mother or father. It is a more precise word than "mixed person".

When a Chinese woman and a Mexican man have a baby, it will be a proud Chinexican.

Chinexican by la chinita June 4, 2009

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chindent

That indent that some people have in the middle of their chin.

Vince McMahon has the biggest chindent I've ever seen.

chindent by AwfulDarkJedi October 20, 2009

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

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Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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