Chernobyl Baby

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"

by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009

Chernobyl Toe

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.

Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe

by Nostradamus The Wise June 16, 2007

Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Chernobyl

When someone releases so much toxic air through flatulence that it rivals the nuclear disaster at Chernobyl.
Can be abbreviated as “Committing a Cherny”

“Yo last night, Nick was worse then Chernobyl after that Chinese food”

“If you keep committing a Cherny while we’re in this locked room, we might all die”

by Matty Thighs June 19, 2019

chernobyl butt

A person whose ass emissions are so toxic as to be deemed radioactive.

Man, that stinks, you've got a really bad case of chernobyl butt.

by Kasei February 7, 2004

chernobyl child

A massive orgasmic rave dance, that requires extreme head thrusting skills.

Did you see Austin, he was totally doing the chernobyl child to kyle.

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Chernobyl

Dyatlov did nothing wrong

Chernobylite

by anonymous May 23, 2021