Chernobyl Handsaw

The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.

"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"

"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"

"oh man, thats brutal"

by noogie_da_sheep March 7, 2011

Chernobylize

To destroy or ruin something

"When I grow up I will Chernobylize the world"

by Banterman69 February 18, 2015

Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 September 23, 2015

Hormonal Chernobyl

When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.

Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.

by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009

Chernobyl Baby

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"

by RaptorJesus463244747 June 30, 2009

Chernobyl Toe

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.

Oh my god that is one disgusting Chernobyl Toe

by Nostradamus The Wise June 16, 2007

Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011