Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

Cheeseballin

When you are baked out of your mind and you cant hold yourself from smiling and giggling.

Yo cameron is cheeseballin his ass off. He just cant stop smiling!

by Dirt Wrap Dave April 1, 2009

Cheesebean

It means anything and everything. It can be a noun, verb, or adjectives, or it can be a cheesebean. It can be used as a filler for other words.

Guy 1: Bro, he just cheesebeaned her.
Guy 2: Guy: That's a cheesebean

Girl 1: I'm so cheesebeaned right now.
Girl 2: Want some cheesebeans?

by Draco35 October 1, 2019

last piece of cheesecake

Wishing you knew when the end of the world is so you could have that last piece of cheesecake. In a more general sense the desire to do anything you generally deny yourself when it won't matter any longer to be thin, or rich, or whatever because the world is going to end.

I wish I knew when the world would end because then I would have that last piece of cheesecake.

by Roxannaroxanna June 1, 2017

cheesemonger

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger

by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

cheesecall

Used by Mcdonalds employees in the UK as a codeword between the crew if an attractive female enters the store.

The word "Cheesecall" has simply manifested over time and it's origins are unknown, but, it is a useful codeword as it seems completely normal to hear someone shout "cheesecall" in a fast food restaurant. The "cheesecall" in question is none the wiser to the antics of her servers.

"Dude, that's a cheesecall!"

by Wee Stewie April 2, 2010

crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.

I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.

by mankered up April 21, 2014