A cheesy hampton is usually suffered by teenage blokes. They wake in the morning after dreaming about shagging some tart (or bloke) only to find they have stale sperm trapped around their dicks. Hampton Wick is a suburb in London, it is Cockney ryhming slang for Dick. Hence cheesy Hampton.
I say Roger, do you mind awfully and going to the bathroom and have a 'gentleman's wash. I can smell that Cheesy Hampton of yours, and it is fucking stinking out my house. Oh and please do not use my toothbrush whilst washing your pecker. Last time you were here, I had a mouthful of cheese you rotton bastard.
by Britannic May 24, 2009
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Myles: "How did the date go last night?"
Ant: "It wasn't going too well until she whipped out the Wotsits and gave me a Cheesy Roger "
Ant: "It wasn't going too well until she whipped out the Wotsits and gave me a Cheesy Roger "
by CheesyRodger November 10, 2017
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A Sexual act of gaping ones asshole so wide you can fill it up with canned spray cheese and semen to be mixed with a dick or dildo. There are many version of this milkshake, if you have a big imagination and combination is endless.(Main Recipe)1bottle of canned spray cheese, half a bag of Cheetos, at-least half a cup of semen(dick needed as mixing tool)
by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 1, 2021
Get the CheesyMilkshake mug.Cheesy P otherwise know as Le Fudge is the true gypsy king who could bate the head off Mike Tyson anyday just for the craic. Can sniff penny's from a mile off and has the best Jew lazers the world has seen. Despite having a tiny mickey, don't get comfortable as he will steal your missus in a second with his fudgy scent and Adidas appeal.
by I'm not even a wolves fan. Up July 7, 2021
Get the Cheesy P mug.When one complains about problems on facebook -- and responds to every bit of sympathy; kind of looking a bit cheesy. Hence Facebook Cheesy. Or ---FB CHEESY---
FB Friend #1 : You know, I feel bad his grandma died and everything but he's being a little too FB Cheesy about it.
FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(
FB Friend #2: Well don't be too harsh on him, but uh yea, that is a bit FB Cheesy. :(
by drewniverse November 19, 2010
Get the FB Cheesy mug.An exclamation at something crazy and/or surprising. Popularized by the critically acclaimed Grand Theft Auto IV video game. Random pedestrians in the game would sometimes yell "Cheesy vagina!" when the player caused mayhem in the city streets.
by robo042 July 20, 2011
Get the cheesy vagina mug.1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
by David October 11, 2007
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