carsterbate

masterbating while driving in your car

dude, i was so bored on my road trip that i just whipped it out and carsterbated

by tim dog August 12, 2005

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007