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Charcuteric

someone acting a bit rambunctiously
hey dave, your moving a bit charcuteric, calm down
by marley knox August 29, 2023
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Abaa Charmus Kenobi

The respelling of Barack Hussein Obama.
Help us, Abaa Charmus Kenobi, you're our only hope.
by starwards September 16, 2009
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Carcus

Oh man can you help me hide that bear carcus
by Cool.472 July 27, 2018
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Dead Carcus

During Sex, When one partner just lays there and does nothing.
man:wow.. that was amazing
woman:that pretty much sucked
man:well, you just layed there like a Dead Carcus!
by talented August 30, 2005
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Charcuterie

“Charcuting” or charcuterie is when a shart happens but more shit comes out than normal and is forcibly spread across a women’s cooter.
I ate old cheese and meat off a cutting board and then tried to fart but some shit came out and a charcuterie happened causing me to get a UTI.
by charcut December 29, 2019
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charcuterie

As an adjective, charcuterie means for something to be magical and radical! Charcuterie is good vibes only!!
“How’s your day?”
“Charcuterie, dude! How are you?”

“Dude! You’re lookin’ so charcuterie right now!”

*Double back flips off ski mountain*
“Dude! Charcuterie!!”
by kenz9253 January 21, 2023
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Pizza charcuterie board

When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis
Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.
by Ihatedk69 August 8, 2017
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