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Chakira

Chakira Is a very strong independent and smart young lady , Chakira tends to speak her mind a lot but always mean well , Chakira also has a very beautiful smile that everybody loves to see and when she's not around they miss her smile
Friend : has anybody seen Chakira

Friend : No but I Miss Her Smile
by Bryan Juarez March 15, 2017
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Chairman Bob

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.
Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.
by Hershey400 May 16, 2009
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chairing

The act of having someone sit on a chair blindfolded and have one or more persons dick slap the person sitting in the face. Can be done for pleasure or as a punishment.
The girl was blindfolded on her birthday and the football team just started chairing her.

I just met this person and convinced him to try chairing this weekend.
by ninsegation October 9, 2011
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Chairman Lmao

The Eternal Spiritual Leader of the Great Cultural Rofflution.
Chairman Lmao is often ranked with Lol Pot as one of the great Laughist kicktators of our time.
by John Taxpayer, Esq. April 4, 2009
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clairian

A person who instinctively resorts to manipulative tactics as a mean to selfish ends. Also generally lacking in scruples, willing to cheat, lie, and perform evil works and spin them as good.
cody: she wouldnt even talk to me til i bought her more jewelry
bryan: such a freaking clairian
by see page July 7, 2010
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Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.
Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish
by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018
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Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.
All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!
by EDPathway October 7, 2013
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