caked up

being in the money, bringin' home da bacon, pretty much having a lot of money and being totally covered in it.

damn someday i'll be caked up with all my chains and y'all shut up then!

by who cares? March 30, 2003

Cakedrunk

very drunk, so drunk that everything becomes sexy, the slightest movement insists "lets get it on". Cakedrunk was also the inspirations behind the youtube film "cakedrunk", check that out

Tierney was cakedrunk when we did it on the stock room floor.

by Niko Niko January 13, 2008

Caked Up

With a guy / girl you like or flirt with . . Cuddleing with eachother or just super close body to body .

Who you tryna be " Caked up " with at the movies ?

by ChyMoney March 29, 2015

caked on

usually when someone puts on waay too much facial makeup.

"dude. did you see that bitches makeup? that shit looked caked on."

by katiex0xb January 7, 2009

cacked

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

by distortion November 7, 2003

cacked

The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

by AlexFB September 5, 2008

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017