tony cottee

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

by Brian Munich August 30, 2006

Nigger Cattle

Telling a bunch of niggers to quick following some faggot around without thinking

'They be herding the nigger cattle!

by buttsploder February 21, 2019

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

cattell

Cattell a blonde bogan who's front wheels spin faster then the rear wheels.

That mazda 3 is doing burnouts, he is such a cattell.

by Hanziee December 14, 2008

waste cattie

one. A bitch dat is a waste of time
two. disliked scally
three. A girl dat aint worth nothin

Raquelle is da waste cattie every man has greezed.

by Baaabs March 19, 2007

Catteau

a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.

all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca

"did you hear about that guy who abused his cat?"

"yeah, what an absolute catteau"

by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021

Walmart Cattle

Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.

"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."

by Mike Dandenault August 24, 2006