The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters

doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

Catheter

the worst thing on earth

doctor: it's time for your catheter!
old guy: NO! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!

by Dat Cat June 17, 2020

CATheter

The way a Bonsai Kitten goes to the bathroom.

Dave: "How do those cats take a dump?"

Brandon: "They use a CATheter."

by Pooper Dave July 20, 2008

cathetering

A sexual practice where urine is taken out from the bladder using a catheter, and replaced with wine or other alcohol. The fluid is then sucked from the man's penis.

"Hey, Joe's cathetering tonight! Bring your booze and get ready to slurp!"

by Arra November 3, 2005

beer catheter

A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."

Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!

Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!

by whimzzical June 4, 2010