German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

Cumcussion

When having sex as the woman begins her orgasm, she gets hit upside the head losing consciousness and her orgasm.

While screwing Erin senseless doggy-style, as she begam to cum I socked her head giving her a cumcussion.

by DJ Kleen May 10, 2011

cuntcussion

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless

Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.

by Tedamata April 27, 2007

Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

Cumcussion

A cumcussion is when you cum on a girl forehead so hard she gets knocked out by the pressure

Yo I gave that btich a cumcussion

by Dre the cum god January 22, 2023