cunterized

someone who has been turned into a cunt

my buddy has been cunterized by his girlfriend

by mr nitie August 1, 2011

carmelized nuts

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.

Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

by Carmelized nut boy May 29, 2017

Carternewsome

A long loud burst of anal gas that smells like the diarrhea of a fat Labrador.

Dude I’m sorry but I just let out a carternewsome.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Cauterizing Creations

The hot shit you take that hurts leaving your body, and you swear it's so hot it will cauterize your hole shut

Jimbo: I've had a bad case of the cauterizing creations lately, and it's weird because all I've eaten are salads. I swear my asshole feels like it is being welded shut after a sesh on the toilet

by ONTHATSHIT January 6, 2020

Cautxrized

One of the best streamers you'll ever find on mixer (drop a follow his stream name is Cautxrized) He's a super hot ginger who is really good wit his followers. He runs customs and has a big heart and a decent fiancé even tho I would be better. Cautxrized all around is a good guy and want make his dreams a reality.

Cautxrized is a hot boi

by THEtank2023 February 2, 2020

carverised

When you have eaten so much carvery that you can barely move

Joe and I went for a Toby's yesterday. He got so carverised he couldn't finish his pint and had to have a nap in the van outside after.

by CarverySteve November 7, 2022

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013