Carsonoma

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck

Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.

by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011

Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

by jesster79 January 25, 2005

Vanessa Carlton

A very underrated artist who can actually sing. Unlike many other singers these days, Vanessa's lyrics aren't pointless or sex-caked. Her second album, Harmonium was a commercial failure, which led to her department of A&M records. Her third album, Heroes and Thieves is supposed to come out in October 2007.

Vanessa Carlton sells her feelings while other artists these days sell their body...

by BeardedOctopus August 7, 2007

Carlton Draught

A great beer to have on tap. Should be in every pub in Australia. Better than that Pooheys shit!

Law/Com Fag: Let's go to PA's.
Everyone else: Get fucked, it doesn't have Carlton on tap!

by watto June 24, 2004

Cody Carson

The lead singer for Set It Off

Hey, have you heard of Set It Off?
No.
Oh, Cody Carson's in it!
Who tf is that

by Magoby February 5, 2020

The Carlton

A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."

Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"

Person 2 performs the Carlton

Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"

by Bob-A January 7, 2009

end up on a milk carton

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"

1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton

by soapmaker June 10, 2009