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cartnite

i be sucking on a cartnite like it’s a penis.
by cartnite cheifer mcqueefer September 21, 2023
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carbonated crazy

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.
Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"
by AmyBeans September 15, 2010
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carbonite

Accepted meanings:

1) A by-product of carbon manufacturing; Of or belonging to carbon.

2) Star Wars reference; To be frozen. Also 'cold', 'cool' and other synonyms.
Cold as carbonite;

A carbonite rod;
by TheMeaningOfLife September 3, 2003
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carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face
(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!
by taz gam March 21, 2004
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Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson
"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021
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canonite

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.
I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!
by zoey April 25, 2004
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carbonated vaginal secretion

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"
by Jazzyj October 4, 2007
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